The overwhelming response to an innocent question on Rankings was not, as a I may expect, "oh, rankings? cool, dont matter to me either way", but a rabid frothpit of "NO DOOMDOOOM! THE HOBBYKILLERS! THEY COME! THEY COME!"(editors note: it was actually a reasonable discussion between adults that respected each other, but that doesnt fit this particular narrative, drama added for comic effect only).
Which leads me to my main thrust here. If you dont like competitive play, why do it? Why not just not show up, and continue in your smug belief that everyone who wants to measure themselves against their peers is doing it in relation to penis size? Not everything in this fucking universe was made for you, and not everything that you have no experience of is how you think it is! The world outside of Games Workshop is not full of absolute cunts!
I have met people at GW tournaments that I would not shit on for money. I have met people at GW tournaments that are complete and utter, irredeemable cunts, with absolutely no saving graces at all, people I would gleefully stab to death becaue they have that weird, GW centric world view where every little thing has to be picked and prodded and nitpicked until the fun is so drained from it that its dead. The people who talk through and down their fucking noses, who fester in the GW shop and put anyone off going in. Little, self-important wankers who use their own lack of social adjustment as an excuse to fail, who never get the fuck over themselves and get out and try to be nice, wankers who are just *hard work*, they always know better, always had one bigger, or seen someone do it better/faster/bleh. The people, in short, who will kill this hobby stone fucking dead.
Get them tae fuck.
Now, on the flip side of that, I have met people at gaming clubs and warmachine tournaments that I would cut my own balls off for, that I wished I could go back in time and meet them when we were younger so I could be their best mate for life because they were so fucking awesome. People that you would meet in any workplace, pub or street. People who make the effort to be polite and practice basic social ineraction (relatively speaking, they are still, like me, socially retarded, painfully shy, geeks).
People who try and work even when they hate humanity(again, like me).
I have never met a hypercompetitive wanker, hobby killing fuck outside of GW, in 25 years of gaming.
Now why do you think that is? I may have just been really lucky. I may have even been "that guy" ( I know I'm not, I'm nice to a fault at tournaments, even helping my opponents win when it makes a cool story). I reckon its the same reason you dont get into fights in a rock club. Its the same reason you dont see many fights in any alternative scene actually.
This may be obvious to you, but to some it is not. If you dont exclusively play GW games, you are in fact, not one of the arseholes mentioned earlier. What is more, if you do play smaller games and want to play in an organised setting, you *have* to be reasonably fragrant, personable and ok to get along with, or you will have no one to play against. The tournament scene for smaller games is self-selecting, and selects for the desirable social traits in almost all settings. The very things that drove you away from geedubs and its denizens are the very same things that most of your new peer group also left for. They hated those bastards as well! And lets be honest, if your reading this far then you also hate that our entire hobby, in all its infinite diversity, is characterised by those snotty little pricks that fester and seep in that fucking shop.
GET THEM TAE FUCK!
WE ARE THE 99%!
WE WASHED THIS MORNING, OR RECENTLY!