Sunday, 24 October 2010

D6 Generation Podcast, Bile and a swift Saturday Night Fuck You.

As I wrote this post, I punched my desk in frustration @ The D6 Generation podcast. Fucking newsflash, the point of an interview is not for you sit there and shine the interviewee's penis. Ask a difficult question once in a while rather than just hitting out with "oh gee wow, gee willikers, you sure are awesome mr author man! (Russ laughs and says "new hotness" again, I punt cat into wall.)" Grow a fucking pair you anemic twats! I have an entitlement complex to your free content and demand that you actually interview someone rather than just fellate them incessantly. I mean for fucks sake...I haven't seen much American television but is it all that simpering and fluffy? Mr Robert Florence can express this better than I can:






7:28 is the sketch in question.

See, maybe it is just culture, but up here we would maybe start with "Right Pal, what you done lately?" , rather than "MGGMpfff....Love your work Mr Guy From FF/Author/Self-Published Niche Boardgame Designer", we are after all, the birthplace of kicking burning terrorists in the face. So perhaps I judge too harshly, and should just be thankful that they are doing it at all...I mean after all, its not easy doing a podcast. Speaking of which...surely someone on The Paincakes network must be thinking along these lines? It would be fantastic to have a podcast that is more "punk" than Sunday School, y'know, more Paincake than BoLs.

See, I just wrote all that in a fit of bile, and let the paint dry on my brush...pish!
Gear change, back on original intended topic:

I'm one of the nicest, most polite people I know, and the thought of this tournament next week is actually making me ill. Sitting painting menites at 02:20 AM on a Saturday when I could have had them all finished earlier, sickened! If I learn anything from this painting drive I'll be sure to pass it on. Any tips internet? How can I stop worrying and learn to love the brush?

10 comments:

  1. Loved the bitter rant , one of my specialties. I have to agree , ass kissers should be drowned in raw sewage filled with razorblades and used hypodermic syringes.....

    I have been batting some ideas around for a British podcast for a while , tho a HOP one is a sterling idea.

    Hilarious profanity earns you me, as a follower, you lucky devil you

    That is in no way me 'shining' anything unmentionable.......

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  2. From watching TheDude (ny husband) paint his Menites, my biggest lesson or advice is : SIMPLE. Do something basic now- cream, red, gold for example; and then go back later for "oooooooooooh shiny". Rome wasn't conquered in a day, and neither will your faithful followers be.

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  3. I have noticed this lamentable tendency in the d6 Generation; that, along with their increasing overload of regular features that get in the way of primary content, is pretty much why I stopped listening.

    I'd be up for some transatlantic vocal mayhem if I could just get a microphone sorted...

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  4. Hmm, you do raise an interesting point with getting some new podcasting blood out there to ask some tough questions and basically not suck off their interviewees.

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  5. Not gonna lie...I'd love a HoP podcast, and I feel we need some Brit blood on the airwaves. I mean, The Overlords are good...but they can;t go it alone. We need some Scottish boys out there!

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  6. Loquacious : <3 your work and thanks to your man for the advice, I blasted through the reds and creams in no time. I also discovered how awesomely perfect Vallejo Smoke is for shading Gold!

    Podcast needs done for sure...who has a voice for TV and a face for Radio out there though?

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  7. Grumhelden: Blighted Gold from P3- as much as it is an honest to God pain in the ass- is STUNNING. No company makes a better gold for the Menoth faithful.

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